this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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Raccoons

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A place for raccoons migrating from reddit.

We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

My dog just watched me pull a raccoon out of my fireplace, now he just keeps looking at me. I can only imagine what he thinks just happened.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

By their second year, every American raccoon has fired at least three guns.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah I'm sorry America, but if the Racoon's take up arms, y'all are screwed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The tide of the opossum/raccoon war turned when the opossums started making tanks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

It's not named that because they're against each other, it's named that because they're united against us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nobody talks about the consequences of failing attempts to kill raccoons. Instead live trap them so you can interrogate them about their leader

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They've become sentient