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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Don't do it Lisa, it's a trick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Let me have one of those pоrnо magazines, large box of cоndоms... a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields... and some illegal fireworks... and one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My apologies sir, but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and is punishable by a- follow meee.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Come travel the 7 seas with me Lisa........let me live again!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Iirc she was the book character trying to get Lisa to read the book, then switched to try to warn Lisa, at which point the guy pointed the gun at her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's the setup... But why?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Like... y'know... whatever.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Because she doesn't want to spend her whole vacation in a library but F that. Libraries rule!