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[–] [email protected] 93 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They're out because your didn't add AI to the mix

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

AI powered productivity enhancer that uses block-chain algorithms to link you to like-minded professionals with security, confidence and ease of accessibility as leading principles of operation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Congratulations on being a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Of course I am. I know how to use money as a resource, something that the 99% are incapable of understanding. It took my dad 75 years to raise 700 million dollars I inherited. I've been able to double it in less than 25 years, because of how smart I am.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Before you say you’re out, let me mention the people you’re dating are actually AI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

But in reality they're underpaid and overeducated Vietnamese men. Don't worry, it's just while they actually develop their own LLM model or the unpaid intern finds out how to use chatgpt 3.5.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do one with dragons for those of us from the UK.

[–] [email protected] 148 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And one with lions for us Germans!

[–] [email protected] 85 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

What do you mean "it looks like you just lazily pasted lions over the dragons over the sharks." ?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Those are clearly sea lions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

What did sea lions ever do to you? :P

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

wait, I'm confused now, can you bring the sharks back?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Those are some weird looking manticores

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

One of them should say "that's a no from me, dawg"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You coulda just done nothing and said they’re under the water

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

No, they're clearly riding the dragons.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lions for the German version (Höhle der Löwen) plzzz?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok, done. (It's in a reply to another commenter who requested it)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Thank you. I'm happy now.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

I think you had them at crypto.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Billy: "omg i came up with the same idea 4 years ago! I totally could have been rich!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Wait, this is the description of Anytype! Lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

God I hate that show