I will face Jod and walk backward into hell before I say "jiff"
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oh that's easy, it's "dot gif"
Yiff
Um, I don't know how to tell you, but that means a wiiiildly different thing. 🤣
Why do people have to pronounced it in any way? Why not say G-I-F? I've been saying it like that since before I knew about the huge debate💀
Because that's 3 syllables instead of 1. Ain't nobody got time for that!
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Cuz the devs explicitly named it after the peanut butter and even gave it a catchphrase to make sure you pronounced it correctly. It was a marketing campaign. “Choosy developers choose gif”.
How do you pronounce JIF, then? (That's the JPEG Interchange Format.)
The same way? There’s thousands of words in the English language with the same pronunciation and different spellings. This isn’t the dunk you think it is.
Besides, gif existed first. If JIF wanted to use the name without confusion maybe they should have come out first (missed it by half a decade) or come up with a catchy phrase.
Gif, clearly.
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It's actually pronounced yif
Jraphic interface format really sounds right /s
Let me just get my Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus ready /s
Right, because Gs are never pronounced with a "J" sound, and acronyms are never pronounced differently than their full terms. Sound logic there; well done. Never mind any of these:
NASA- National Aeronautics Space Uhdministration
NATO- North Ayy-tlantic Treaty Organization
LASER- Light Ayy-mplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
SCUBA- Self Contained Oonderwater Breathing Uhpparatus
FOMO- Fear ohhf missing ohht
ASAP- Ayys soon ayys possible
POC- People ohhf solor
PIN- Personal id-entification number
BOGO- Buy ohhn get ohhn
POTUS- President ohhf the Uhhnited States
YOLO- You only live ohhnce
AWOL- Ayy-bsent without awfficial leave
ICE- Eyemmigration and Sustoms Enforcement
DARE- Drug Ayybuse Resistance Education
NASA - National Ah-ronautics and Space Uh-dministration
LASER - Light Ay-mplification by Ztimulated Eh-mission of Radiation
ICE - Eye-mmigration and Sustoms -nforcement (E is silent)
DARE - Drug Ay-buse Resistance -ducation (ditto)
For this logic to be consistent you would have to pronounce JPEG as "jayfeg"
There's no logic being applied. This is just sports mentality in tech. Like spaces vs. tabs, Emacs vs. vim, Python vs. R, or one of countless others.
But could you imagine if you created a digital standard used by billions everyday and then most people refused to pronounce the name you gave it? Same energy given off by the "anti pronoun" crowd.
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I was devastated to learn the creators intended it to be pronounced "jif" like the peanut butter brand
Yeah, because it's a jraphical interface format.
So do you say j-feg? Because the p stands for photographic
One of the common nonsensical arguments heard. What's the next one?
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One of the few times I don't care what the creator says, he was wrong.
And yet your mind knows it's not possible for him to be wrong since he named it.
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I take the third route and pronounce it Heef, as in Spanish
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We all know it's pronounced "gif".
Yeah with the g like in garage.
Or the g in gigantic.
I hate this language...
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Gif, the jift that keeps on jivving.
whichever way pisses off the most people
watch me pronounce it /χäɪf/ ("hyfe")
Isn't that one of Elon Muskrat's kids?
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Pronounced it as a soft g in my head the first time I read it, and years later the creator said it was meant to be a soft g, so I feel validated.
When you create an image format, name it whatever you want and if it's any good and I use it, I'll call it what you want
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ʒaɪf
rhymes with "knife"
“The correct way, of course.”
the correct answer is hard-g soft-g ee ef ef: ggi F.F.
Whatever causes the asker to have the biggest breakdown at the time!
"4G-LTE"? Well that's 'Forgull'ty'
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.jeff
I have a friend named Geoff who says gif with a hard G. I like to pronounce his name with a hard G after that. Geff.
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