this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
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Clever Comebacks

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/19705534

Believe what you see, not what you’re told

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Case closed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’m the mod for both communities but every time I post there someone comments that it doesn’t belong! 😅

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Because it's just not clever unless it's literally Oscar fucking Wilde, I guess. Can't please everyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Nat 20, crit

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Believe what you see, not what you're told.

You're one acid trip away from believing in Chtulhu.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Acid? Nah, DMT maybe

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean, Elon is right here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

That’s what makes the comeback clever…