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[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Red Lobster first opened in Lakeland, Florida, in 1968 and was acquired by the food conglomerate General Mills in 1970. General Mills then spun the chain off in 1995 along with the rest of its restaurant division, which also included Olive Garden, as Darden Restaurants. In 2014, amid flagging sales and pressure from investors, Darden sold Red Lobster for $2.1 billion to Golden Gate Capital, a San Francisco private-equity firm.

To raise enough cash to make the deal happen, Golden Gate sold off Red Lobster's real estate to another entity — in this case, a company called American Realty Capital Properties — and then immediately leased the restaurants back. The next year, Red Lobster bought back some sites, but many of its restaurants were suddenly strapped with added rent expenses. Even if Darden had kept Red Lobster, it's not clear it would have taken a different route: A press release from the time says it had contacted buyers to explore such a transaction. But in Maze's view, the sale of the real estate was sort of an original sin for Red Lobster's current troubles. He compared it to throwing out a spare parachute — chances are, you'll be OK, but if the first parachute fails, you're in deep trouble.

First thing private equity does is sell the property, whether the business is a LTC home or a restaurant chain.

Fuck private equity. I hope every one of those bastards rots in hell where they belong.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I can’t tell you how many articles I’ve read lately that can just be summed up as “late-stage capitalism”. This is the death throes of the nation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Shitty overpriced chain restaurant unable to compete with shitty, overpriced but locally owned restaurant."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but shitty chain restaurant that may have had a chance to improve had it not had its organs harvested while still alive. I honestly don’t give a shit about red lobster but I hate the corporate theft that we just let happen.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Red Lobster has been going downhill for decades. It's probably better to put it out of its misery than let it limp along for 20 more years.

I don't see any "corporate theft" here at all. It's not like a mom & pop was bought and then closed. It's just another shitty corporate owned business unable to operate as if it's still 1970 closing their doors. Nothing of value was lost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I mean, the article goes into how their real estate was gutted, which could have provided a safety margin for them to restructure. But again, I care nothing for red lobster, but I see the same pattern as happened with so many others. Read into Sears or Toy-R-Us for example. It’s the pattern of these parasitic private equity firms. They look for these struggling businesses that have assets they can come in to exploit, hastening the demise.

In the end it’s not so much that I care about these businesses survival as I angers me to see a few corporate fucks stripping away the value that workers had built over the years and leaving destruction in the wake.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

They should end all their leases and look for smaller properties to rebrand as a lobster roll shack type of spot near beaches.

Fried fish, shrimp, Maine lobster, clam chowder. Have a bar, serve east coast oysters. You could even do Cajun shrimp like Boiling Crab. Serve the seafood people want. They should try to be a more affordable cross between Bubba Gump and Legal Seafood.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like significantly more effort than microwaving frozen garbage for suburban vulgarians.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah. The vulgarians aren’t getting the bills paid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They're going to start charging for cheddar biscuit refills, aren't they?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sure, about $785,000 each should do the trick.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Let me split up that payment with Klarna.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I was reading how some fishing company bought out a bunch of Red Lobsters to deliberately sell them marked up product so that even in bankruptcy the parent company was making record profits.