~~The greater the delusion, too~~... but...
This meme template is fun to use.
This is gonna be made someday, I know it. They can even make different versions! Squeezing the big booba dakimakuras gives you a big hit, and squeezing the itty bitty titty dakis gives you a small hit. ~~And if you get the Gura or Rushia body pillows~~, squeezing them gets you nothing.
I am now available for business proposals to bring this product to market. Call me, Cover Corp! We'll make a killing giving weebs that are already dead inside emotional life support... ~~just like Vtubers already do...~~
~~Then I'll pour my cut of the profits into researching a~~ free and local AI Omni-fu for all lonely weebs to enjoy, ~~and...~~
...fuck.
Sources:
- Comment by u/CatholicChanner from this post
- Actual scientific study from this post
- ~~I swear I'm not a Sapling~~ Ceres Fauna Dakimakura from here.
