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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

If both are in Portland maybe it wasn't him but the cyber truck I see somewhat often is always waving out his window to people looking at his truck. I've followed this truck from Portland up to standish before and for him to say he doesn't like attention is absolutely not true...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I can't see anyone who truly dislikes attention buying such an outlandish, hideous parody of a truck.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want a cyber minivan. Then I can truly be hated by everyone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You can already get a plug in hybrid minivan.

Its so uncool but I love it.

I only buy gas every 3 months.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (9 children)

You know, as much as I think Tesla sucks, I kinda feel bad pissing in someone's cheerios. My Sister-in-law loves hers. She's never had a car she really liked until now. Ima just let her be happy with her car.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Oh, a liberal cannabis gentrifier doesn't like that people don't appreciate his marketing scam masquerading as personal transport?

Hold on while I dig out the world's smallest violin for him...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Investing in a license plate from Maine that just says "Event" and driving around at low speeds while smoothly sliding on and taking off my sunglasses was also probably not helpful.

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