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While it seemed like a fun prank at the time, I realize my prank fire extinguishers full of leaded gasoline were a mistake.

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (13 children)

So, about Project Orion from Wikipedia

In August 1955, Ulam co-authored a classified paper proposing the use of nuclear fission bombs, "ejected and detonated at a considerable distance," for propelling a vehicle in outer space.

Excuse me what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All chemical propulsion is just controlled explosions that we use to push a thing forward. It's not that different, as long as you don't use it in the atmosphere or near humans.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I know, it's the same principle behind modern fuel engines. Still, using nukes for propelling something forward is a bit of a stretch.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not just nukes, but nuclear shaped charges, at a rate of maybe one per second for a manned vehicle or even more for a faster cargo only mission.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Ah the 50s, when everything atomic was rad.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It's not uncommon in scifi. Netflix's Three Body Problem also explores such a solution in quite some depth.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

It would probably work just fine, but it needs a huge ship. It could get up to a few percent of the speed of light.

FWIW, nuclear test ban treaties are considered to outlaw it. I think we're more likely to solve the technical difficulties of antimatter propulsion than we are to get over the political difficulties of nuclear bomb propulsion.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Read "Footfall" for a hard scifi story featuring such a ship.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago (5 children)

So soup sounds like an idea and is actually an idea. Checks out.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What is this transition lense slander

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

I know right, I recently replaced my glasses with transition lenses and it's pretty nice.

Who doesn't want automated sunglasses? Not seeing any downsides yet. Only thing I know they don't work in cars, but I don't generally drive so it's ok

The technology has come a long way since the 90s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I find that they don't "un-tint" when going inside fast enough for my liking, personally.

Creates kind of the opposite effect of going from a dim room into a bright space. Instead of evrything seeming extra bright, it just dimmed everything and made it more difficult to see.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One problem my mom did not anticipate was that she would be stuck effectively wearing sunglasses for my brother’s outdoor wedding, where was sitting up with the bride and groom for the whole thing (Indian wedding). She just looked like an asshole, and continues to look like an asshole in the just about every photo of the ceremony. Oops.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Why would wearing sunglasses outdoors make someone look like an asshole?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In the cold they take too long to transition to clear. So you end up taking them off for a few seconds when you go inside. It's only minorly annoying.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

To be fair, regular glasses mist up anyway when going inside from the cold, so you take them off anyway

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I was under the impression that bloodletting could in some cases actually be beneficial.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, for people with hemochromatosis (too much iron in the blood) the main treatment is still bloodletting.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah, it's still practiced. But the whole four humors thing is a bit old hat.

I think there's a few of these misplaced. Heelys>transition lens.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Excuse me, what about pizza in squares?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (17 children)

I guess because there is no crust to grab. Gotta get grease and maybe sauce on your hands to eat the inner squares.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

oh lord that alt text

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I think sliced bread is overrated as fuck. It used to be nice back when people couldn't just buy knives for cheap, but nowadays it just means getting stale bread faster.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (8 children)

For some types of bread, the machine can do it much more uniformly and without crushing. This can be difficult for humans.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (5 children)

What's wrong with Transitions lenses. I like mine

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Transitions are game changing. Sounds like someone who doesn't wear glasses all the time. I even had transition sunglasses before I needed glasses - got tired of taking them off going in/out all day.

Not sure who created this (I kkow, XKCD), but it's mediocre.

Double-ended extension cords belongs in the top ~~left~~ right corner. Sounds bad and is bad.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Double-ended extension cords belongs in the top left right corner. Sounds bad and is bad.

Remember, you’re probably more technical than the average person. Double ended extension chords sound fine if you haven’t heard of them before until you think about it for five seconds.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Every single glasses of mine have had transition lenses, I can't imagine my life without them anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I love transitions lenses. I have transitions contacts and they are fantastic.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Replying to spammers sound like a good idea at first, should be top left.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I don't get the diverging diamond interchanges one

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Diverging diamond interchanges are a type of road intersection that appears very chaotic from the outside, but are actually pretty simple and safe to navigate

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Pizza is way too right and too high on this graph.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

One of the cooler parts of Three Body Problem was when they attempted the Orion Project to accelerate a probe to 1% of light speed.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'm sorry, what transplants?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (3 children)

people with certain medical issues in their bowels can be cured of them by a fecal transplant from someone who is a good donor. It usually means a family member. The purpose is to treat bowel infections. Pretty neat shit.

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