this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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A community for funny phonetic misspellings of words or phrases. Bonus points if this misspelling comprises actual words, like this community’s namesake: Bon appétit —> Bone apple tea

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a funny picture, but it doesn't look like a BoneAppleTea...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Well I got tired of waiting

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Love this comment.
Absurd, mysterious, unapologetic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What does that have to do with this not being a boneappletea?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

New posts? IDK

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

With what? You've confiscated all the knives.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Exactly, they weren't going to go out and buy new knives.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This was a satirical poster; the phrasing is deliberate and it was posted on the underground as a protest against the conservatives.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“But have you tried ‘kill all the poor’?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

How about "raise VAT and kill all the poor"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't think this fits here the current lot in parliament would do this if they thought it would help their numbers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It would double the number of homeless Labour voters so I doubt they would go through with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Oh dear, he doesn’t know that humans can’t reproduce through mitosis yet. Ask your mom about it honey.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

For context. This is a satirical poster popped up in the tube over advertising

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you understand what this community is...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I understood that it was way to quite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Whenever I see this picture I think of these lyrics:

This is an announcement from Genetic Control

It is my sad duty to inform you

Of a four-foot restriction, on humanoid height

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I hear the directors of Genetic Control

Have been buying all the properties

That have recently been sold, taking risks oh so bold

It's said now that people will be shorter in height

They can fit twice as many in the same building site

They say it's alright

Beginning with the tenants of the town of Harlow

In the interest of humanity, they've been told they must go

Told they must go, go, go, go

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps off topic, and the poster may be satirical, but how is that turning out?

Have they reduced homelessness? Have they cut any homeless in half?

Just tired of empty promises.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Haha, good one! Homelessness has more than doubled since the conservative party took power in 2010. This particular poster (albeit satirical) was from 2021, since then homelessness has increased massively in the ~~UK~~ England.

https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/rough-sleeping-snapshot-in-england-autumn-2023/rough-sleeping-snapshot-in-england-autumn-2023

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love how they've been in power for so long over there that they're literally claiming they'll fix their own fucking creation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Sunaks leadership campaign was litrly vote for me and I'll fix the economy WHILE he was chansoler of the exchequer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Thank you! Great info.

The data excluded those in shelters, and is England (not the UK). 4K is in the very solvable range. Pathetic that things are getting worse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I see this and I get the Atlanta Braves fight cheer stuck in my head:

"Don't... Stop... The... Chop.."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

By shipping one half to Rwanda, am I right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure we should be making jokes about the Rwandan Genocide

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm just saying that the Brits are sending asylum seekers to Rwanda. Pretty tasteless tbh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In all fairness, this could be a very effective strategy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It would double the homeless population

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You have won this argument, I concede.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You've got my sword!

Gimli: and my axe!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How many have they cut in half so far?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Zero. They awarded the contract to Lord Fuck-the-poor III who then pocketed the £250million.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Could have been worse. They could have had them quartered.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I love seeing this in Wrestling Empire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Have you tried "kill all the poor?"

I'm not saying do it, I'm just saying run it through the computer and see if it would work.