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There's no place like [::1] (lemmy.ml)
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I bet all those people that got tattoos of "There's no place like 127.0.0.1" are so embarrassed now that IPv6 has been adopted globally.

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[–] [email protected] 270 points 6 months ago (3 children)

now that IPv6 has been adopted globally.

Now that is a quality joke

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

It's 2024 and no isp's in my country still provide ipv6 from what I have seen.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (4 children)

OP is right, though… https://stats.labs.apnic.net/ipv6/XA

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

So 37% of the world...

Ipv4 is till the vast majority

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well, still less than half of the internet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but globally means around the globe :)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Glad to learn that HTTP/0.9 is still "in use globally" then. A bit surprising, but since it's all about stretching definitions past what is reasonable, for the sole purpose of having the last word, let's shoehorn anything into anything to the infinity and beyond!!! 🤡🚀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Don't worry, it’s both

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Africa 2%. Nigerian princes falling behind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I cannot use mobile data with ipv6, as no carrier in my country gives them out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Just vpn to your house that has ipv6. Simples.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Rofl

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

"With modern science, we're able to see what kind of memes they're making in the year 2300."

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No place like ~/

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

No place like $HOME

[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

Those are probably the same people running my ISP, because there are no expectations of them ever implementing ipv6...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No place like localhost

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

No place like loopback

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

adopted globally

Lol yeah, okay. Talk to me when you can actually get to most sites with IPv6.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Feeling personally attacked here.. I'm coincidentally trying to get ipv6 remote to my machine working right but I don't know what I'm doing so while everything is working by itself anything I try fails.. 💀

(I don't need help, it's better if I learn it the hard way)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There is nothing wrong in asking for help if you hit a wall mate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'll bring a scraper

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

My home provider had IPv6 for like two years, after I specifically opened a support ticket for it. Now it's broken and they won't bother to fix it, because no one else asks them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's no place like localhost

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Indeed. Has "home" ever been an alias for 127.0.0.1?.