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Millions of years of evolution.  Countless struggles and hardships through hundreds of generations.  Blood, sweat, and tears...all to get your father's sperm to fertilize your mother's egg and create you.  

 All so you can drink from the Iron Man (TM) Coca-Cola (TM) can.

I wonder if this was the end game Columbus had when he boarded that ship...Gutenberg when he invented the printing press, Newton when he discovered gravity...those men who stormed Normandy and the caveman who chistled the first wheel.  If they could see this...would Newton have burned all his notes?  Would Gutenberg smashed his printing press, knowing what it would print someday?  Would Columbus had turned his ship around?  Would the men landing on Normandy have turned their ships around?

Is like how the man who shot Franz Ferdinand probably never imaged he'd help create anime...

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