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[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

In this format the left most and right most dude should be saying the same thing...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I felt like the left one is true because my ex who didnt felt like she did understand basic things behaved like a boyfriend is only for joy and beauty and not for talking and fixinf problems.

I just wanted to help a person who was highly motivated to do sports and healthy diet as thats literally my life. I would accept her when she didnt fake this mindset but she literally put herself into this making me think that I am allowed to talk about such topics.

She was fat btw. Didnt deserve me after lying a lot, especially about emotions. But she was heavily into "I want a prince as a boyfriend who does everything for me". Got a new girl that is direct and cant lie and similar to me with health. Loving it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Hrm... are you so sure that it does not? :-P

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I decided to think outside the box.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You looked up the lyrics on Google, because Google also got them wrong.

It's not "Oh baby don't hurt me", it's just "Baby don't hurt me". There's no Oh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I am in misery/I save dick by giving it CPR/recee's puffs recee's puffs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Love is Spain minus the 'S'