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[–] natecox 86 points 7 months ago (2 children)

“Your privately owned vehicle is actually just a timeshare taxi” getting stock prices to go up is proof that our system is irremediably fucked.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Musk said. "If you get to the 100 million vehicle level, which I think we will … you've got a kilowatt of useable compute," Musk said.

A whole kilowatt? "I think you could have on the order of 100 gigawatts of useful compute." Ah.

"And unlike laptops and our cell phones, it is totally under Tesla's control," Musk added.

They clearly seem to think that they can do whatever they want with their customer's property

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's so fucked it even fucked the adverb

We're doomed 😂

[–] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This man is dragging Nikola's namesake through the mud.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

At least not as bad as the Nikola "truck" company.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He can't even get auto drive to work on his EXISTING vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"It seems the idea is that Tesla puts Cybercabs on the streets, and makes an app for booking rides using the software-controlled vehicles, and people can add their private Teslas to the available pool."

This is now on the level of people harassing programmers with ideas like "it is like facebook but better"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I certainly love the idea of autonomous taxis, like, there is so much space wasted for parking.. But I really don’t think that Tesla manages to deliver that in my livetime, lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Did we go from landing on Mars to taxis? That was quick.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's the Musk manoeuvre. Promise very big, deliver a fraction.

The Vegas finger thing was also fun for that. We're going to make tunnels and you get there with a big car sized elevator. Scratch that, regular old escalator. We'll have high capacity speciale build buses. Scratch that, just a normal model X. But it will drive fully automated to the tunnels. Oh, no self driving, just human drivers. So it'll be very futuristic. Oops, just use RGB lighting then.

And he's not going to Mars for now. In NASA's moon mission the spaceship is basically an orbital fuel truck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Nah, the Vegas thing was to stall mass transit.

Musk admitted to his biographer Ashlee Vance that Hyperloop was all about trying to get legislators to cancel plans for high-speed rail in California—even though he had no plans to build it.
Did Musk Propose Hyperloop to Stop California High-Speed Rail?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's Hyperloop, the rebranded vactrain concept. The Vegas loop is the rebranded subway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know, I legitimately thought the Vegas thing was his scaled down version of hyperloop.

All the poorly conceived, improperly executed, and quickly abandoned projects just kind of blend together.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

The Mierdas Touch is strong with the Musk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

And he's not going to Mars for now. In NASA's moon mission the spaceship is basically an orbital fuel truck.

And my (admittedly lacking) understanding is that the rest of the contractors on that project fucking hate working with the guy.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Everyone holding shares has a pretty vested interest in believing the bullshit, because it impacts all of their bottom lines. The truth loses them money, so they'd much prefer a semi-plausible lie.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is the best summary I could come up with:


Opinion Elon Musk has a strategy and you may have seen it before: When things aren't going well, he'll say something wild to take everyone's eyes off the trouble, and raise share prices with dreams.

But give Musk a chance to toss out a flash grenade and he'll do just that: This time around with some wild predictions about his automaker producing a "purpose-built robotaxi" dubbed the "Cybercab," and Tesla's latest vision for the future as one in which it is focused on "solving autonomy."

The objective, as the billionaire tycoon described it, was to put the self-driving Cybercab on the road in short order, operating alongside privately owned Teslas being rented out for use as an autonomous taxi fleet.

As part of the robotaxi platform, privately-owned Teslas that aren't being driven by humans or autonomously chauffeuring riders around, would be added to a lake of distributed computing resources.

Tesla's shares performed worse than Boeing's in the first quarter of 2024, largely because of Cybertruck problems and missed expectations.

Toss some new robotaxi, distributing computing, self driving, and low-cost Tesla promises out there and everyone forgets the past three months.


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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

How's he gonna start a new line when he's trying to fire 20% of the people that actual create something.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Ah yes, Elon Musk has finally been delegated to his rightful title of Opinion