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Bazongas Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This must be the most 90s thing I've seen in a decade.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or four

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Holy shit easy now, killer.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it's accompanied by a guitar solo, it could work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Sha wing

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Translation for present day: She’s all caked up fr fr ong

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago

Is... is this true? I understand bazongas to be analagous to chesticles, whereas to be caked up is to hold a lotta junk in dat trunk.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

Wrong

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Translation for the 1800s: The ravishing lady's bosom is positively generous

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Translation for present day: She's got Bodacious Bazongas

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Packing some massive dobonhonkeros

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Big ol' dahookabhankaloos

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I hate that I can kinda understand this, I feel old now