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[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)
  1. Wank.

  2. Maybe another, just in case.

  3. Try to find that old reddit thread where some lawyer breaks down what the sensible strategy would be, starting with don't ever tell a single soul if you can help it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

"Beating your meat twice" was strangely missing from that advice though. Makes me question his motives

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you find that thread, please link it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Thankfully somebody copied the whole chain of those responses as a reply to my previous comment.

[–] Statick 2 points 6 months ago

Why don't I see that comment on Jerboa 🤔 hm...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I can only see it when logged into lemmy.world, weird.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Buy a $1 bubblegum to see a store owner collecting some $199.999.999 of change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Definitely a good point - I'd need one hell of a breather before I so much as think of what to do with even a fraction of that kind of money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

On the one hand, know thyself. On the second hand, is he afraid his first idea will be to hire prostitutes?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Everyone has impaired judgement when they're horny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Setup an appropriate bank account, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago