Pro-tip: get a folding phone and use biometrics happily. If the cops come for you. Snap it in half. /S
this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2024
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Passcode, baby, I’m coming back to you!
OR you could carry a knife with you and chop off your thumb if they try to arrest you
Nah, then they get you for littering and open the phone.
You have to walk around with a hotplate so you can sear your fingerprints off.
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Obviously the decision here is an easy one.....
Know where to get a good whetstone?
I prefer to just have my phone's fingerprint reader loaded with a non-fingerprint. You can use any part of your body, really. Use your imagination. It'll be functionally impossible to unlock your phone even using that same part of your anatomy later, even if anyone could guess what it was.
So then your phone will ask for a fingerprint but none of your fingers will ever in a million years actually unlock it. Jack booted thugs are welcome to try; they will fail. To actually use your phone, just enter your PIN or passcode.
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Joke's on them. The fingerprint scanner on my Pixel 7 is so shit it doesn't work even when I want it to.
Pixel 7
Power+volume up, lock down
Kiss your 4th amendment rights good buy. Can't wait for "we are locking you up until you confess"
Can’t wait for “we are locking you up until you confess”
We already have that, it’s called not being rich and white.
People get strong-armed into confessing all the time. I personally know some one who confessed to arson they didn’t commit, forced to pay restitution, and serve time in a juvenile facility on the weekends.
Why would they confess to something they didn’t do? I asked the same thing from a mutual friend. It turns out they were feeling a lot of pressure because one parent had died and the other one would be left alone if he they were convicted and sent to jail. The plea deal made it plausible to love a semi-normal life.
This person isn’t alone. I’ve met someone else who pled to (as far as I know fictitious) child abuse claims from an ex-spouse to stay out of prison.
It happens all the time.
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Just make sure to shutdown lock your phone before dealing with the cops, but also make sure to record your interaction with the cops cause they can and will lie. 🤷♂️
That's always been the craziest thing to me about the US police system. In Finland the police is not legally allowed to lie to you about facts. They can lie about themselves and whatever, but not wholesale invent out of the thin air and gaslight people into believing that they did something.
They can literally lie to you saying they found complete evidence that you committed a crime and that you'll get jail time unless you confess in the interrogation room. And then when you confess, they'll still give you jail time.
Cops in the US have very little oversight.
Kind of tough to do both since the only way most people have of recording their interactions is with their phone.
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america is a joke. the 4th amendment is basically worthless. it's time to rise up