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New options for shortening names (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ok but Rando is a baller name.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk, B-Rad is what I always use.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Nardo would have been cool too.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Called my gf as 'Zabe' and she's trying to cut my head off

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just call her Abe, that'll calm her down for sure.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'll try and let everyone updated

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Zabe Sounds kinda badass tho

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I do, genuinely, know a girl who goes by Zabes.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Everyone knows a nard or two.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Nard-Dog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I actually do. It started as Nardo, then the o got dropped because of the obvious fun of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The Nard Dog

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

There can only be one Nard-Dog

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Christopher could've been "stop her"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Three decades I've had this name and only now am I noticing that.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could also top her.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Chris, top her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I wish I had a cool name that had words in it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite painter, Nard da Vinci.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

le Nard

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I knew a Jennifer who used “Niffer” as a nickname!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s up ma niffa.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Oh god I'd be afraid to call her that in public lol. Sounds way too much like whiffer which would be very rude

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

I call my friend Tim, "Moth"

He doesn't like it

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Finally the first good DLC for names. The last update turning Leonardo into just Leo really broke the immersion.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I really wish I knew a Brooklyn because I really want to use Ookly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm calling the cops

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mellow out, Ill.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I actually worked with a Leonard who preferred "Nard"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Strange things I'm reading here in Emmy

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Now do schwarzenegger

[–] miroslav 21 points 1 year ago

Egg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Zene

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, my name is Roseanne and it got weird when someone just started calling me Sean

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Had a college buddy Christopher, we just called him Stopher.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Aladdin! Can I call you Al? Or maybe just Din? Or how bout Laddie!? Sounds like here boy! Come on Laddie!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Christian: Christ

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lip for Philip has always been interesting.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Classic Rando!

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Wake up babe...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Classic Rando!

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