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[–] [email protected] 115 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"after some reflection" ...subtle

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yea but I guess "The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you." is a little too on the nose.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

I was joking about the mirror in the photo

[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

As per my legal obligation upon seeing a Guilty Gear reference:

THAT IS BULLSHIT!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Three actually, there's a seam in bridget's photo too

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You're a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?

Regardless, definitely not me 🙃

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Explanation for the non-native?

[–] [email protected] 80 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.

The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

sounds like what a pole dancer's line manager would say