"after some reflection" ...subtle
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Yea but I guess "The third time I masturbated whilst looking at this picture, I realised I could probably have got further with you." is a little too on the nose.
I was joking about the mirror in the photo
omg,, brisket
🥺🥺🥺
👉👈
brisket!!!!!!
Why font change?
I think this is two screenshots pasted together. The second one is cropped in more so the text looks bigger.
Three actually, there's a seam in bridget's photo too
I think that’s just the tapered edge of a mirror
they're literally me
You get hot pics from Bridget? You send hot pics to clueless people? You're a clueless Bridget who gets hot pics from another Bridget?
Regardless, definitely not me 🙃
Explanation for the non-native?
I think they realized Bridget was hitting on them, and their original response completely ignored that.
what's wrong with "super cool pic" lol
It isn't flirty, "super cool" sounds like she's taken a pic of a sunset or a cat or a party or something. "Hot" is a good start, or something like "wow", or "omg" or any combination of 😍🥵😳💗🔥💦🍆 works. You could try making a joke but the punchline has to imply you like what you see.
The recovery was actually pretty good though, it's funny and it makes it clear that the person wants to flirt, because they regret not flirting and they actually would like to sex. I would go on to say something that implies my brain short circuited because I wanted to sex her that badly. Something like, "In my defense I've heard people can't make words good when they're extremely horny, so please take that into account".
I agree with the first part of your comment but what the hell is the second part lol
Maybe, "the blood rushed out of my head" would be a better line? Idk I'm not good at flirting
sounds like what a pole dancer's line manager would say