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Made me double backed for a second (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how it starts at 0

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I'm a librarian who orders books for this section. It is really weird to go from UFOs and Bigfoot to programming with php and Linux books.

A "perk" of Dewey decimal system

[–] BravoVictor 31 points 1 year ago

One whole row for one subject!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Why are they repeating themselves? :P

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

(X-Files music starts playing)

  • Part 1: What Lies Behind the Undefined Behaviour in C
  • Part 2: Mystical Appearances of CPU Cache Invalidation
  • Part 3: Secret Council of the Church of Emacs
  • Part 4: Strange Encounters with Supernatural Software Bugs
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All the real information is encoded in Navajo, right between "Purity Control" and "Samantha."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Part 5: Silent type conversions.