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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This isn't far off from chicken and waffles, and chicken and waffles is pretty fucking good. Mixing sweet and salty is a very common thing and thats pretty much what this is.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Southerner here. Chicken and waffles is delicious. It always kind of perplexed me that fried chicken sandwiched between waffles wasn't more of a thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They just started selling a chicken sandwich between waffles at a gas station chain near me. Haven't tried it because it's from a gas station lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Gas station food can be kind of sketchy. Unless they're selling tacos. Then you know those tacos will be legit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I don't mix icing, sprinkles, cereal, and what looks like raspberry jam on my waffles.

I mean, with many syrups that aren't "sugar free" (lol) you aren't far off on sugar content.

But it's not the sugar content that's the biggest crime here. It's the clash of flavors and textures.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Almost perfect. Just needs some tarter sauce.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People actually like that btw. Wouldnt try it personally tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Chicken and waffles was really as far as it had to go

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Luther Chicken Bacon Burger with Trix Cereal.... what the fuck ya'll

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

I was waiting to find the first person to mention the Luther from The Boondocks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A few places a while back had glazed donut bacon burgers. Tried one and they were surprisingly good. Id also try this but then id need salads for week.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Also sometimes called a Luther Burger or a Vandross, named after Luther Vandross.

They're legit good, especially if there is bacon and the doughnut has been griddled.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I haven't seen them in a little while, but I remember having one a number of years ago and thinking it was incredible

I then felt like I had a brick in my stomach for the next 6h

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

This is a good solution to the American healthcare issues.

Kill everyone before they have a chance to cost anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

How was it?