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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

...would the windows be acceptable if they're open?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or they would stay inside until the windows broke and then come out through them, while saying I told you so.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I will use wine to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But the Bottles was stored in my Flat Packs and the fire burnt the Flat Packs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

p-p-p-p-PENGOO-PENGOO

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

find an open Arch

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