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[–] [email protected] 108 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I like to go on Lemmy first thing in the morning, only to get flash banged before my eyes could adjust to the light.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You'd think I'd learn. But, nope, still do it. Every. Single. Time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Me who's sitting in bed

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah, that one hurts actually. Like, they lowered the bar so we would feel proud for anything, no matter how trivial. And yet, the bar was still too high. 😐

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I saw this earlier while I was still in bed. So I got up and went out. To get beer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Thanks now I feel guilty. Lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Ha! Jokes on them. I am on my phone, still in bed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hold on. It's only temporary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Set my alarm for 5am to go into work on Saturday to try to finish my project. Rolled out of bed at 6:20 really not wanting to getmup to work on this fucking thing on Saturday. Open lemmy and this was the first post i clicked randomly lol.

Thanks its exactly what i needed to see this morning. I would have also accepted one with the caption "Today's not the day, go back to bed!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

genuinely though any step forward is good no matter how small

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

But I'm still in bed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Wrong timezone for that joke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

And made it to Friday. We all deserve a hand.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Otherwise my cat would've eaten me!