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Man named Deez-Nuts arrested & charged with battery over a BB gun (www.dexerto.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Officer: "What's your name, sir?"

DK: "Deez-Nuts"

Officer: "Alright, get out of the car, smart ass"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"Mr. Deez-Nuts was my father's name. Please, call me Bofa."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"Call my brother Gargle, he's a lawyer."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I can see this playing out like a modern "Who's on first" routine

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Charged with battery? What is he, a cyborg?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Deez must run on D's.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I know people who know him. Allegedly, he lost a bet and had to change his legal name to that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait, who are we discussing right now? 🙃

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Deez Nuts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So close, you qualify for reddit 🥈*. Better luck next time.

Correct answer: "Deez-Nutz" ["missing: "-"].

*(Not legal tender on the fediverse or anywhere else in existence.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Dashes are a PITA on mobile. :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wisconsin?
I would have put money on Florida

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

The Midwest is full of Florida, they just blame it all on Ohio

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Goteem?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.