this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I get it. You don't want people to know you have chrome, internet explorer, edge, and real player installed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

and that bit of code is very confidential NDA CIA shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You joke, but NDAs do not

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

“I swear to cat god, if you type one more button on that stupid bumpy bed I’m gonna chew those little sausage fingers right off.”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Knows type but doesn't know keyboard? I think you made this up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah, they’re a cat but not an idiot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I know it is hard but when your cat is done with work, you will get fed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

What! No try, catch ()?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Sing me a song of brethren, and I might share a pic in kind. Mine learned to read clocks I the winter hours, but follows the sun betwixt the equinoxes.

He's a shifty one.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)