When I was in high school I still had energy so I had many conversations with various varieties of theists. I remember a conversation that meandered to different topics, one of which involved the Westboro Baptist Church, and I actually made some sort of joke about figs.
The friend of mine had no idea what I was talking about.
I remember saying something like, "no it's like... canonically god hates figs." Because it's a funny joke and also true according to the Bible.
It would make a good story if my friend got all pissy about it but they didn't. It was more of an unsatisfying, "well I don't remember that part" because life isn't a movie.
But that story is so stupid (the Jesus one). I forget, it just fell on his head right? Nope I looked it up - HE WAS PISSED BECAUSE FIGS WEREN'T IN SEASON AND MAGIC CURSED IT.
