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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When is French Revolution part Deux gonna get started already

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

My bad. I'll get on that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Drag him out of his office and piss on him in the streets.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

CO2 injection is used to help extract oil from reservoirs, but getting CO2 there is expensive, Exxon wants the people's money (government subsidies) so they get a free ride producing cleaner (cheaper) oil from (economically) dead reservoirs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And don’t forget, not only are they focused on oil but also lithium.

Because they know their goose is cooked but that won’t stop them double dipping in all of those Government hand outs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure that’s lithium and not latinum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

263rd Rule of Acquisition: “ Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

#102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

You’ve got the lobes of a shrewd Ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I agree, it's not yet legal to shoot Exxon CEOs and executives on sight. Maybe we should take their example and consider the legal world more malleable than we do.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

Let's pick a guy and execute him. Problem solved.

I volunteer the next one in the thread!

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