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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Witness the rapture, for the meat is true of spirit

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

hebrews 5:14

But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hebrew National

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Good dog ngl

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Been a minute since ive had my meat sucked away. How much for this thing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“$1400?!?!?” “Watch, this motherfucker’s still gonna buy it.” “This is ridiculous” Source

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

You've heard of air fried, but the future is in vacuum fried.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Its not the vent, this is the rapture but the only true believer was a dead pig.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

There would be a cloud of ash getting sucked up too if this were real.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that a fly going along for the ride?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

The latest in vac-lev technology

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It’s hungry as well!