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[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I chose to believe this is performance art

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago

You chose wisely sir... save your sanity πŸ‘.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Feels a lot like Ken M.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ew, the texture of raw chicken is vile.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

It's like shrimp... not cooked at all...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Love it in my sushi

[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Theoretically you can do medium rare chicken sous vide because the temperature is just high enough to kill the pathogen. Practically, why would you - it skeeves people out, and the texture is pretty bad

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Plus well done sous vide chicken is just as juicy with non sketchy feeling texture.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I actually like to push it to just as a bit less cooked than I would be comfortable with a more traditional cooking way.

Haven't done it in a while but from memory 66C/150F for just over an hour was the way I loved it (thighs).

But yeah raw chicken yuck

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Damn why you gotta tempt a man with the forbidden dark meat. πŸ€£πŸ™ˆ Thighs are my favourite cut and I love a med rare steak. But it feels so wrong πŸ˜” but why does it feel so right 🀀.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Theoretically you can do medium rare chicken sous vide because the temperature is just high enough to kill the pathogen.

Yep, you can find time-temperature charts for most meats, and that can lead to some interesting sous vide preparations that are perfectly safe.

I’ve tried it with chicken thighs. The texture wasn’t what I was used to, obviously, but melt-in-your-mouth chicken thighs, properly seasoned, were a success in my book.

But I like weird food.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I LOVE chicken like this. It purges my bowels every time, quite the #cleaneating technique.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

fitness trainers hate this one trick to losing weight!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

She's gonna get jpegella

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That's not even medium rare

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

A good vet could fucking save it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It still has the skin on. It's not even blue. Its just room temp chicken.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

To this day I never thought about salmonella and salmon being linked in any way and I do enjoy puns and etymology

It may be because I'm my language it's pronounced with a voiced 'l'. At least that's what I think.

By the way it's called like that because one researcher that named the pathogen was Daniel Salmon. They named it the 'hog cholera disease' (because they thought mistakingly that it caused that). It was only later that somebody named after Salmon. Thus it has nothing to do with the fish at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes it does, the researcher's name is Salmon, duh πŸ˜’.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

She's gonna get chickenella.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

She should go whole hog and try chicken tartare, complete with the raw egg.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

Uhhh don't think so, this is chicken not hog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

/thathappened

Really difficult to believe this is anything other than made-for-social-media scripted for clicks.

Edit: for you non-believers (or is it believers?):

β€œThe image used in the posts originally comes from a blog promoting tourism in Japan’s Shizuoka prefecture: [same pic we see]

What you’re looking at there isn’t so much β€œmedium rare chicken,” as it is more chicken tataki; chicken seared over hot coals and served largely raw. A dish prepared with the same techniques ordinarily used for fish in eastern cuisine.β€œ

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/that-medium-rare-chicken-fb-post-is-a-troll-but-that-is-a-legit-dish/

So yeah. /thathappened.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I’ve eaten this β€œtorisashi” in Kagoshima before. Didn’t mind it, I was always curious about what rare chicken would taste like.

HOWEVER: the raw chicken served in Japan isn’t regular chicken. The birds are slaughtered and prepared in a very specific way so that bacteria are kept in control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That’s because it isn’t. At least not in the context of the Dakota-is-an-idiot context we see here. Read my edit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

People know this is fake, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just one like for each comment.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

#clean #deadanimal

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

That happened.

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