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A cat that cooks for you or sings/plays music for you - which would you choose? (burggit.moe)
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Another Burger style out there scenario, and just to make things interesting, I put in some downsides to each:

The chef cat, while he or she specializes in seafood type dishes they're pretty adept at a wide variety of dishes. They don't clean up after themselves though. It's up to you to clean the dishes, and they're not careful about leaving messes.

The vocalist/instrumental cat is really good at singing, but they are also okay at playing instruments. If there was one instrument where the cat specializes in, it'd be the harp. Just because their claws would aid them in playing beautiful melodies. The only downside is that they like to play music at night too, since felines are nocturnal. So expect to wear earplugs or something of the sort to be able to sleep.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Whichever one could make more money from their talent. About time they picked up their half of the rent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'll pick the chef cat since cleaning up is not a big deal to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Probably chef cat. Has more practical uses than singing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A musical cat would be great, really soothing. I could probably charge for shows too!

Also, technically cats are crepuscular, they like the dusk and dawn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good to know. Thanks for the correction. 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd definitely choose the chef cat. While I do not personally have a use for it, my wife hates cooking, but is fine with cleaning up. This would probably be a great benefit to her! It'd also be cool to have a chef cat!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just ask for an IFDIAPHMCT chef and your wife won't need to worry about cleanup either!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently I didn't nerf the chef cat enough, Since people are overwhelmingly going for it still, lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chef cat.

I can listen to music online, but the internet won't cook for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Chef cat. I've got machines that can sing and play music for me.