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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Scientology started decades ago.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

They would fall fast. What would the threat of death mean to a revolutionary? You will fall, and I will see it with my own eyes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I used to play bass for Altered Carbon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I played bass for ur mom. It was the old one string gourd bass.

Edit:

Hell, I almost forgot. She played my gourd bass ocarina like a pro.

Edit 2:

I took a picture of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I have no idea of the context or even if there is any, but this kind of utterly directionless chirping and unwarranted shittalking is the reason I love the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But can she play washtub bass as well as Emmet Otter?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's actually a horrible thought... The idea that even after death, you're still going to get fucked. But luckily everything will eventually be gone... surely. X_x

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Good luck trying to get money from a Galapagos tortoise! Reincarnating as a long lived and endangered (?) species, the new gamble!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Joke's on them: can't get blood from a turnip, which is what I figure I'll be reincarnated as with my Karma.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

They will do year earlier

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