Nice try, we all know it's excrement.
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Man his divorce really fucked him up didn't it?
I get it now!
Now, when he's on the earnings call, the investors will hear "X users", every time he says ex-users.
I've heard he's smart, but that's "solar-powered flashlight" smart.
O
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You setup the game to screw over O but ok
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Game over
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O | | X
You would have won if you went bottom left and then center
Shhhhhh
Is “to x” a verb now as well? I assume that’s the idea. “Today I was xing about Lemmy.” “I’m gonna x that.”
This is immensely sad because now future generations will not be able to fully appreciate the highly nuanced and layered joke in Moana where Maui says “When you use a bird to write, it’s called tweeting.”
"x gonna give it to ya"
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
Climbing over mountains and a-sailing over seas
One, two, three, they gonna run back to me
They always wanna come, but they never wanna leave
- Elle King - Ex's and Oh's
...I suppose that's what Elon hopes will happen with his Ex- erm I mean X-users.
No, it's fucking not!
Loops in the codebase just got harder to keep a mental model of.
Does x refer to an x? Or is it an index?
I have lots of X’s!