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Anon catches his wife (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You could say it's over Für Elise

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No. You cannot say that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

But he already did, whatcha gonna do now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I will stridently, and with great determination, do nothing at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

keep rollin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

All those years working in the classical department at Tower Records finally paying off with this joke.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My family disowned me, my wife left me and I now live in a barrel. But it was all worth it. For this one moment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Barrel dwelling loners rise up