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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BORN TO SHIT @ FORCED TO WIPE

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But on the other note, if J.K. Rand and her book 'Wizard Shrugged' taught me anything, there should be a competitive market among house elves to lick one's asshole clean. My little guy called Wippey does that. Sometimes he mumbles something about creating a union but I get too high from this anal stimulation I cum in his shit-filled mouth and close his nose with my fingers until he swallows it. He likes that. At least, I haven't heard him wanting to lose this job. Trully, the best time for a worker to live in.