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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

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[–] DeprecatedCompatV2 4 points 7 months ago

Granted, your dog leaves home and becomes a local celebrity for walking himself. He shares none of the fame and fortune with you, yet you're still on the hook for his housing and food expenses anyway.