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My head canon is that he's a severely autistic teenager with billionaire tech parents that develop AI-based autonomous robotic helpers. They gave him a bunch (mostly dog shaped) and a literal warehouse built to be Adventure Bay, so he lives out his days happy and "helping people" with his pups. In reality he's beta testing his parents' prototypes with edge cases no regular user could even think to come up with. The show is what Ryder thinks is happening, but it's 50% in his head, and 50% enabled by his parents' products. He is a more closely guarded secret than all of their IP combined. He doesn't exist as far as anyone knows.
We don't speak of how many pups get destroyed, or what fluids may get into them.
I assumed Rider’s comatose. Your story sounds far less depressing.
Most likely reason.
So are these dreams or nightmares?
Most likely nightmares. I used to theorize Chickaletta was Ryder’s subconscious awareness he was trapped. Mayor Goodway was a characterization of his nurse. Each pup, was a partial representation of the 7 deadly sins.
I can't think of anything that is more plausible than this so I'm going to adopt this canon as well
I'll have whatever hallucinations that person is having! Fun read, thanks