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A definitive list of woke and non-woke foods (thespinoff.co.nz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (19 children)

Based on that list; here are two ChatGPT generated meal plans, one for a woke person and one for a not woke person (don't ask about the numbers, it probably can't count):

Woke Meal Plan:

Breakfast: Avocado toast with quinoa sprinkles (Approx. 350 calories)
Snack: Banana with almond butter (Approx. 200 calories)
Lunch: Quinoa salad with chickpeas, mixed greens, and avocado (Approx. 450 calories)
Snack: Hummus with carrot sticks (Approx. 150 calories)
Dinner: Tofu stir-fry with a side of non-dairy milk (Approx. 400 calories)

Total calories: Approximately 1550 calories

Not Woke Meal Plan:

Breakfast: Bacon and cheese omelette with a side of toast and cow's milk (Approx. 600 calories)
Snack: Chocolate chip muffin (Approx. 400 calories)
Lunch: Burger and fries with a milkshake (Approx. 1200 calories)
Snack: Cheese and crackers (Approx. 300 calories)
Dinner: Spaghetti-topped pizza with a side of garlic bread and a glass of cow's milk (Approx. 800 calories)

Total calories: Approximately 3300 calories

These are rough estimates and may vary depending on specific ingredients and portion sizes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (11 children)

Why does it insist on accompanying dinner with a glass of milk?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Because some people enjoy milk with their food? (I know it’s not the answer you’re going for)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My friend's family would serve milk with ice in it when we were kids.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Shudder. Not sure I could drink that, honestly

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