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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Hell, I’ll piss on your jeans for $100. You don’t even need to take them off first.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sorry friend but I'm going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I'll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people's jeans is my fetish, and I'll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans. Fucking denim hoes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Hey man, 100 bucks is 100 bucks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

To solve unemployment