GREETINGS FROM THE MOST DANGEROUS JUNGLE IN THE WORLD: THE STREETS OF MIAMI.
In a world where ninjas dream of being rock stars and rock stars dream of being ninjas, a martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.
I worry it can't possibly live up to the cover art.
It absolutely does. It's easily an S-tier bad movie. What makes it special to me is that it's very earnest and even wholesome throughout. It has plenty of terrible acting and questionable choices, but it was made by someone who really believed in it and wanted to genuinely spread a positive message. It's worth your time.
You were so right. I can't believe it's real.
Dude it's so fucking good. This is one of the few movies on this sub I've seen and can vouch for. Karate rock band fighting motorcycle ninjas?? Incredible.
It was incredible. It might be the most '80s thing that exists. It was stunning.
It's so true. It makes me so happy you watched it.