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"My Warlock Patron is my Mom" (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That last one is solid.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think they're all pretty solid, but my favorite is and will always be "My Warlock Patron is my overbearing mom who rediscovered me and is desperately trying to embody what a mom is, with no context for what any of it means, or what "age appropriate" means".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"Mom, I told you I need more than two spell slots. The wizard has 15 per long rest."

"But I'm giving you more every short rest."

"Nobody short rests. Could you be more out of touch?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's a great one too.