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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I remember doing self assessments before reviews, I just gave myself 5s because they were going to change everything to 3.5 anyhow unless you invented cold fusion and sucked everyone's dick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

Well, Mr Chalupapocalypse, your breakthrough on cold fusion is really profitable for the company, but the VP of marketing was disappointed you didn't cup his balls during last week's blowjob session, so...best we can do is a 3.9

[–] discostjohn 11 points 6 months ago

Woah check out this guy's resume