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Hey good news guys! (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I found the last bug in my program!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Must have deleted the entire program.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In some interpretations of "bug-driven" programming, no file, or perhaps an empty file, is an instance of the zeroth-bug: The project does not exist.

One could argue that this bug zero is the true ancestor of all other bugs. There's something satisfyingly set-theoretic about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Too philosophical for me.