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Can I lick it? (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'd say downgrade Mercury to yellow. Licking Mercury won't hurt you as long as you hold your breath.

Having it close to your breathy parts is always not a great idea though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'd sooner lick plutonium than mercury.

Edit: well, maybe plutonium oxide now that I think about it. Elemental plutonium is a bit too reactive

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

CodySlab swallowed it