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??? Maybe don't shove handfuls of fries down your throat ???
Well you say that, but then there's fries and one thing leads to another
What are you the fries police?
Yes put the fries down and ur hands up 🔫
But my fingers are all salty and greasy...
You just want to take my fries, scalawag.
What are you a fucking communist?
Our fries
Watch out everybody, the fry police are here to stop us from shoving fries down our throat.
Jokes on them, the fries go in my ass
I have this, even with a single fry at the start of a meal. Starchy or dry food in general. I'm about to get hiccup from that fry, then I down a half glass of water and I'm good for the rest of the meal.
Holy shit I have this same exact problem. Eats one bite and blammo - hiccups