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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

If your toaster is automatic beyond belief, you should be in awe but not afraid, for this alien technology bestowed upon us by the ancients is benevolent and incorruptible.

But a modern toaster? That could kill you in your sleep!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Query: Can I fuck the archeotech toaster?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

Better query: Should you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Statement: I must for the Omnisiah wills it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Love technology connections