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At that age, being a country is still new and exciting. I mean, look at Belgium, they're also fucking weird.
excuseer?
Nee ik ben het met ze eens. Jullie zijn vreemd.
Ik vrees dat ik het niet eens kan ontkennen...
Belgian = 👎
Funny German = 👍
No, both are great people, like that cousin who licks rocks and eats bugs at family gatherings.
Hey! Don't you diss on the rocks! They taste fantastic and leach many essentially minerals, also the bugs are wonderfully slimy yet satisfying.
Sorry, the salt lamp just looks like candy
The thing is, there aren't many Germans like that though. Very serious people.