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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Hokay, so here's the earth.

Know Your Meme

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

WRONG!!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I say "hokay, so" at least 10 times a week and I'm pretty sure everyone just thinks its a thing I say, and no one gets that it's a reference

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

now and again I just follow it up with Zis is ze earth to get those sweet sweet confused looks or the seldom sly smile.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm glad I learned about this today, it's hilarious. It reminds me of sam onella and bill wurtz.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sam onella turned out to be a full on fashy. Said the hard r, had some bad takes about queer people, the whole 9 yards. Too small to have been cancelled but I'm still disappointed