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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 7 months ago (5 children)

To this day, hearing the words "badger", "mushroom", and "snake" will often be enough for me to get that song stuck in my head.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Gen alpha's interpretation:

🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

#boomermusic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Same, and also "narwhal".

There's a part of me that's ashamed that I remember the entire thing. Then I remind myself that I also remember all the words to "Oh No You Didn't", and I just climb into the shamehole of my own volition.

Edit: To add the link, someone else will suffer with me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

wAIT IT WAS A SONG???? i just thought it was a random catchphrase or something

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

If I remember right, it was a kinda a quiet thing? I think some of the Mercenaries 2 promotional stuff had links to download the song, but I don't remember any real fanfare over it.

Which is kinda sad, because it's surprisingly catchy in its own goofy fashion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

They're the Jedi of the Sea!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Mine's we like the moon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Spongmonkeys!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is it because it is good to us?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Because it's close to us!

The good to us was from the Quiznos commercial

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Damn!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ooh his tricks are ever so clever!

Goddamnit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean, in hindsight they were. He sent a cow forward in time to witness Lemmy, then brought him back to report what he saw.