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Next week on: Ancient Incels
They "are totally not incels, you just don't know them, they go to a different planet, they abduct me on the regular, so much you wouldn't believe, all the probes" ...
Zeus can find what?? Leaving out crucial information here!
What can't you read‽ Zeus can find 70!
I doubt he can find 1.198 × 10^100^
Bruh is a god, I think he'll manage.
Nah it's Zeus, he'll say "fuck it" after not too long.
70 what?
Just 70, silly! Come on, get with the programme!
From the whole paragraph, that would be 70 sons.
Makes sense as Zeus was well known for his affairs with mortal women using various disguises.